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Originally Posted by unhappyguy
With your sense of humor, you should be able to do okay with the ladies. It's important to always take care of the basics whether looking to date or married: regular haircut, trimmed nails, shower daily, teeth brushed twice a day. These details matter. Your sense of humor should pay off too. Hang around the butcher's and maybe you'll meat a lady who likes sausages of all varieties . . .
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My sense of humour usually gets me into trouble, and my love of sausages is prolly responsible for my pot belly. A sausage loving lady who's bald, has a big nose, two chins, crooked teeth, and pot belly are not always easy to find, but I'm not going to give up trying.
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Originally Posted by Roadie
You forgot to add to your list that you're intelligent & sensible (both evident in your posts here) and have a sense of humor (I use your update to indicate that: He who feared he would not succeed sat still.)
Intelligence, common sense, and humor trump all the negatives--the baldness, big nose, two chins, crooked teeth, and pot belly.
But the smell ... I suspect a lot of people might have a problem with the smell. And don't blame the sausage.  |
*swoons" ...I'm not sure if I can cope with all the compliments, and the smell of fried sausage in the morning is to me like the scent of a rose to most people.
I've cut down on the sausage and egg breakfasts and have been eating a lot of all-bran and fresh fruit recently, ...I've also been forcing myself to go out jogging.
It's not pleasant, but to stay alive no-one ever said that life would be easy.
Enjoy your Easter day, PsychCentralists, and go easy on the chocolate eggs.