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Old Apr 09, 2012, 09:40 AM
Serotonin Serotonin is offline
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Some of my past daily positive affirmations:

  • I am a valuable and worthwhile human being, and I like and respect myself.
  • I am a strong and independent person, and I am capable of achieving anything that I put my mind to.
  • Today I am not going to kick the cat.
  • If that cat meows one more time, I am going to kick it.
  • I really wish I could stop kicking the cat.
  • Ah **** this, man, I just kicked the cat again.
  • I'd better stop kicking the cat or the animal welfare people shall be at the door.
  • Now that I have stopped kicking the cat I shall now have to find something else to act as a target for all of my irritability, anger, and aggression.
  • I hate to say this, but I used to enjoy kicking that cat.
  • Today I am going to get out of bed.
  • Today I am going to brush my teeth.
  • Today I am going to wash, then eat a proper and healthy breakfast.
  • Today is first day of the rest of my life, and I could easily go outside and get killed by a speeding motor vehicle. Better to stay in bed where it's nice and safe and warm.
  • I have the ability to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia, and I am going to do it.
  • Today I shall assume full responsibility for all of my actions, except those that can be blamed on someone else.
  • I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself, unless of course I want to keep my job.
  • In some cultures what I do would be considered not depraved but normal.
  • I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more at any moment.
  • I honour my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
  • I am grateful that I am not as judgemental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
  • All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.
  • Only a lack of imagination can prevent me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
  • Today I shall gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
  • A convenient scapegoat is just as useful as any practical solution to the problem.
  • Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step — blaming my parents.
  • I must get serious about my illness, as it seems to be serious about me.

Last edited by sabby; Apr 10, 2012 at 09:54 PM. Reason: administrative edit to bring within guidelines
Thanks for this!
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