I trust my T with all my secrets.
Most of my secrets are "bedroom" secrets.
I have a reputation as a show-off and an eccentric.
If my secrets were published on the internet, half my friends would think I had published them myself.
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Mr Ambassador, alias Ancient Plax, alias Captain Therapy, alias Big Poppa, alias Secret Spy, etc.
Add that to your tattoo, Baby!
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