I am Czech, I drink, but I don't throw myself at every foreigner who waves Euro bills in my face, I do laugh at unlaughable and I am sorta like Schweik (basically trolling life to get through), I am cynical. I don't vote for any of the two parties though and don't own a weekend house and don't spend my vacations on beach in Croatian resort getting a tan to get my friends jealous.

I don't hate Russians and Germans and don't send tourist the other direction when they ask for a way.

I am good looking and have curvy body, like most of Czech girls (and i love to brag of sights of my country too).