Well this is a thread I can't resist. I'm a chi...I'm Chinese. *ahem* I'm certainly cheap, but only when it comes to shopping for myself. I'm also excellent at bargaining. I do martial arts, although no Chinese martial arts. I don't drive, buuuuut I'm probably not a great driver since I suck at driving video games. Yes I'm extremely good at math, but I dislike having to do math and my mental math is atrocious. People at work make fun of me for eating rice a lot. And yes, cats are food, not friends. xD Just kidding...maybe....you'll never know!

P.S. I'm what Chinese call a "banana" - yellow on the outside white on the inside. You figure out the bias of this based on that.