Well I'm canadian

yes I say 'eh a lot even when typing

No I don't put maple syrup on everything

I don't skate or ride polar bears to school

I do not pronounce "about" "aboot" I never say about unless talking about a boot

I don't like to drink beer

Ok I LOVE hockey and would watch it all the time if I could

I am overly polite, I am sad to say I have bumped into walls and said excuse me and I do thank the bank machine when it gives me my money...

Yes I drink from tim hortons all the time

No I do not live in an igloo but I do like cold weather

No our police do not all look like this (but I kinda wish they did )