I'm Canadian too,

I don't like being cold.
I don't use cold water tide.
I don't drink beer.
I don't like Tim Hortons coffee.
I really do NOT like hockey.
I walk, I do not use a dog sled for transportation.
In the summer where I live it's about 40 degrees Celsius, not "-40".
My head is not sliced in half for a mouth like Terrance and Phillip, I know hard to believe.
I can't afford maple syrup.
I have not rode on a polar bear.... Yet.
I do not like commercials that try to play on our canadian pride.
I don't have an "eh" key on my keyboard.

I do say eh even if I don't notice it. I don't think I say " aboot" but I do. I love maple syrup. I am overly polite, but I will not apologize if you run over me with your car, not very loudly anyway. I love Moose.