Well, I'm both Italian and Texan. This should be interesting.

Never worn a cowboy hat in my life. Been to the rodeo, I admit, but it was to see a concert.
I don't ride a horse and I don't know anyone who does.
Ok, I do say "y'all", but I don't really think I have too much of an accent.
I'm not a conservative.
I don't come from a family with 32 children.
I'm not catholic.
I don't drive a pickup truck.
Never been mudding (seriously, who does that?) and I think hunting is repulsive.
I don't have Gino or Dominic anywhere in my name, nor do I know any.
Oh and I can read and write. Seriously, this Canadian dude was shocked at my fluency with the language I grew up speaking! What are they teaching them about Texas up there? For real.