I live in Ontario Canada - I have a friend who's a custom agent at the Detroit border and had people come with downhill skis on the hood asking, "where's the nearest mountain"?

Its flat here lol and you would need to go to the other side of the country for that. Also been asked - are there Native Indians still living in Tipis? Middle Easterners think all we eat are hotdogs and hamburgers......oh and we're all sleazy. I also don't drink beer and not every man wears plaid flannel shirts. No its not freezing here all year long.