Why does it matter whose it is?

Go to the store, buy fresh peanut butter. The kind they make daily, all crushed up. Buy fried chicken, double friend with thick batter (if available). Splatter peanut butter all over the chicken, be very generous. Eat. I usually prefer the breasts and thighs as they're tender enough to compete with the peanut butter. Either way. Enjoy.

That should be the limit of the decisions you make today. Seriously. You'll also thank me for the chicken recipe after you eat. Make a decision later.

But yeah, who cares who the dad is.