As a female:
*I am not a good driver. (Working on that, though.)
*BUT, I hate soap operas, chick flicks, Lifetime, and The View.

As a person from Kentucky:
*I don't like to wear shoes.
*I have lived in a home with no indoor plumbing.
*I have a huge extended family.
*I prefer country music and Southern Gospel.
*BUT, I have never owned a horse, nor do I even know anyone who runs moonshine or works in a coal mine.

My husband is male and straight, but he doesn't like sports, enjoys cooking, and prefers cats over dogs.

I am overweight and nerdy, but (despite what comedians say) I don't have to pay for sex.

Related: I have a high IQ, along with the requisite awkward social skills AND glasses.

I am a grandmother who knits and bakes cookies.