I put an ad on Craigslist looking for a WOMAN to share expenses and go on a cruise with me. I placed it under platonic. I also posted (HUGE MISTAKE) since I not an an ugly woman.

It was hysterical. I SAID PLUTONIC! I got pictures of men's penis (yes!) and men twenty years younger sent me pictures and offered to give me a good time. I didn't get ONE single woman. I got sick of looking at all the naked men. For goodness sake, I knew that these pictures were cut and pasted from some magazine. They were probably bald, fat 90 year old perverts sending them to me. I gave up on finding a room-mate on Craigslist.