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Originally Posted by stopdog
I see I should have been more specific. It is like having a rescue helicopter drop a bicycle down to you and fly off when you are drowning in the ocean. A more gracious person might call up thanks to the lingering fumes, but I usually react more like "you ****ing useless bastards go the **** away and leave me to drown in piece if you are not going to be more useful than this."
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I see..... I chose to assume you had at least had something to hold on to or sit in! But like someone else said, the bike could act like a flotation device or something, or at least something to hang on to. I mean, sure, technically, giving a bike to a drowning person in the middle of the ocean seems useless (and probably usually would be), but let's think unconventionally here - at least it's something, which is better than nothing at all, or having them fly over and say good luck, see ya if ya make it! (this reminds me of a Charlie Brown comic where Snoopy was feeling bad about something and a whole lot of the others kept walking by and patting him on the head saying, be of good cheer; yes, be of good cheer ..... people have sort of done that to me and it is a bit insulting/offensive and feels useless to me .... like the flyover without even the stupid bike being dropped!

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