You have a great way to express yourself.

I too have the sneaky bed syndrome! SBS.

But with me it is really the sneaky couch syndrome, SCS.

I work at it all the time to really push myself syndrome, RPMS.

Some days it works, others not so much, NSMS.

BTW, on the days I break out of the SCS, I feel really good about the day.

RGATDS.

Hope you find your way to RGATDS from your SBS.