On Harry Potter:

me: So.. I saw the last movie.... Underwhelming
T: I know right! I mean, gosh man! He didn't even fix his own wand before he threw away the Elder Wand! Come on!
me: ... Clearly, you took this series seriously... How does it make you feel?
T: Like I'm about to say "Expecto Patronum" to you.
me: *blink blink*