rofl I have to.

I'm Scotch Irish. Genetically, I should be able to drink a bar out of business. I don't drink whatsoever. And I hate the bagpipe too.

I'm also from the South. I have no accent (minus a few words or when I'm speaking fast...curse you "drawer!!!"), I hate trucks, I hate country (minus Johnny Cash), and my furniture is in my house, not my front lawn.

Of course, if I do the "I'm Not" for the Southerner, I have to do the "I do" as well. Make it fair.

As a Southerner, I own enough firepower to fund WW3 (9 rifles, a shotgun, and 2 pistols. Looking to add a Saiga 12, Russia's premier combat shotgun sold here in a "hunting configuration"), I firmly believe you can fry anything to make it taste good, and I am rarely found without sweet tea on tap.

@PAYNE: You have GOT to be kidding me...Goldsboro, North Carolina? That's home!