Okay this should be interesting - when I 1st joined I was too dozy and painfully honest, so I used my real name. I do have some brains and used the 1st letter of my maiden. I googled it and this is the potpourri of what I found lol:

Nope not a man:



Not dead yet:



Hold the PM's (some guys) its not me...mine aren't shaped like perfect melons lol.



Not that old yet:



Maybe in another life: