When I'm bored shltless (which is far too often) occasionally I like to take tests online for something to do. Here's one for you all:

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/

Being that it's just an online test, I wouldn't take whatever results you get seriously. It's just for fun and curiosity.

My results:
You Are 84% Sociopath

You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your *****.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.

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Bonus test: Are you Impulsive?

http://blogthings.com/areyouimpulsivequiz/

My Results:

You Are 68% Impulsive

You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. For you, there's no other choice but to live on the edge.
While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life!