I know. According to the test I'm a time bomb of mental illness ready to explode.

I'm NOT borderline or schizo, but the test says so. Also I'm FAT. Oh, gosh, sorry for having a few kilos overweight. BMI is stupid anyway. I am supposed to way 64 kilos tops. But I'm allowed to go down to 48 kilos and NOT be underweight! Who the heck weighs that little? I mean sure some do, naturally, depending on their frame. But on me? Wow. I'd be skin and bones. I weighed that when I was 9 and I was totally super skinny. Almost see through. On top of that, the test missed almost ALL of my real issues. Yep.