I'm British - No I don't have bad teeth, drink tea or know the Queen. Nor do I use "chap" as part of my day to day language.

My parents are Irish - No they're not alcoholics, only my mum is Catholic, but they do like potatoes.

I am a youth (19) and I like to wear hoodies and I was born into a council estate - No I don't have any plans to knife you, steal from your shop or beat up your grandma.

I am diagnosed with autism - I am not a social retard, just quiet and selective.

I went to a Catholic school - I'm not religious at all, I'm agnostic.