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Old May 05, 2012, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by stopdog View Post
I had a client in trial a long time ago who came back from lunch so drunk he kept sliding out of the witness chair. We had started his testimony before the lunch break and the judge would not give me any continuance time to sober him up. He just kept sort of slithering to the floor.
I don't think I won that case.
Wouldn't it be contempt of court to show up drunk?
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