Scandinavian.

Supposed to be tall. Eh. No.
Blonde? Well I actually was as a child but hair darkens as you get older. The Scandinavian 40 year olds who are really blonde, yea none of them are for real.
Blue eyes? I had kind of greyish blue eyes as a kid. Then again, age and pigmentation, have hazel eyes now. A mix of my old eye color, dark aqua and yellowish brown.
Always tan, always at the beach in the summer... no, I stay clear of the sun and I hate heat.
Binge drinking... nope heck nope.
Keeping to myself, actually yea kinda, that is what I actually LIKE about Scandinavians, they don't go round bothering strangers, although I CAN get a little too loud and "manicky" for being Scand.
Some people say we're well read and intelligent... I'll just have to nod my head there, true or not.