Hello, Mr. Venomous!
I'm curious, and please feel free to ignore the question: You've summed up "accomplishments" as "Money/Degrees/Awards." What has influenced you to view these three as the accomplishments you value?
Just my view, but you've grabbed my attention and secured my esteem by being an interesting person.
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My dog

mastered the "fetch" command. He would communicate he wanted something, and I would fetch it.