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Anyone know any good jokes?? (please place them here)
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May 10, 2012, 10:51 AM
whenwillitend
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Okay, this one works better when you tell it in person, it's kinda hard to write out. But here it goes:
Why did the little mermaid wear seashells?
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Because B-shells were too small and D-shells were too big. (Get it, C-shells?)
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As she draws her final breath
Just beyond the door he'll find her
Taking her hand he softly says
For the first time you can open your eyes
And see the world without your sorrow
Where no one knows the pain you left behind
And all the peace you could never find
Is waiting there to hold and keep you
Welcome to the first day of your life
Just open up your eyes as I lay you down tonight
Safe on the other side
No more tears to cry
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