Let me start by saying, Im talking out and out lies.
Ill start,

Im the only T in town who will see you because of your sexuality. (no, everyone will see me except a few tight *** Old Baptist types and they can bite me)

I never dump a client. ( NEVER say NEVER, until now)

Im not mad at you. ( yes you are you big ole liar... )

I know you have boundary issues so ill consult you before changing any
if necessary. (LOLOLOLOLOL, if it sounds too good to be true, email)

Ill be here for you, your safe, you can cry. ( Unless its over something I am done talking about, so you better suck it up or Ill end session early.)

All xT of course.....

Anyone else?