ROFL!! Reading this just cracks me up! I can just see it happening! It brought to mind the time I had walked out onto our deck in time to see my SO taking an armload of stuff across the yard to the storage building. Next thing I know everything he had been carrying went into the air and he had stripped down to his boxers!!! I went running across the yard to see what was wrong and found out a grasshopper had jumped up his pants onto his leg! He thought it was a spider or snake. Everytime he teases me about a bug or mouse I remind him of that.