I want someone to give a **** about, actually.
Been thinking about dating a lot. I spent the last year absolutely enamoured one of my lecturers, mostly because he's the world's kindest man. Also he always wore really tight trousers so his bum was on full display, and if you looked hard enough so was his willy. That was kind of nasty, actually. Civil procedure and a big side helping of John Thomas.
So I need to divert myself. I've been messaging this guy on OKCupid and he seems alright. I don't do well with men IRL though. I don't let them touch me, so they leave.