HAHAHAH I'm a pretty accomplished chef as well, at least in my own home! Tonight I'm being lazy (that & we haven't done our weekly grocery haul yet), but tomorrow is going to be sushi night! And I know you're vegan, but I have this AWESOME recipe for "tuna" sandwiches made out of mashed canned chickpeas... Kind of like a take on a hummus sandwich? It's awesome!
Yeeeeeeeeeah, I've learned to come to terms with that. I can never find a guy my age attractive... One time I even briefly dated this man who was 38 years my senior! Yikes, lmao. I never found anyone who was a mimic of my Father or anything, THANK THE UNIVERSE. I've never been beaten by a significant other but I had a really fun relationship where he would regularly threaten to kill me... Oh, being a teenager is so tumultuous!

Man that really sucks! Asexuality needs to be more accepted. Even as a struggling sex addict, I think that society is so over-sexualized to a point of ridiculousness... I can't watch a decent movie without SOMEONE having to take their ****ing clothes off for fan service. Makes me retch. Whatever happend to intellectual stimulation?
Anyway, back onto point. I actually met him on this website I was big on when I was 14. I realized I still had a profile on there & I said "well **** it. I might as well see if there is anyone interesting around these days!" And not but one day after he signed up to the site, I messaged him. We hit it off instantly. It's pretty much all downhill from there, moving to phone conversations, visiting him, & moving in with him not but 6 1/2 months after we first spoke... And here we are, well over a year later! It's weird.
The only site I've seen asexual as an option was a fetishy site, but I'm sure you're uninterested in that. Unless I'm wrong! Hahahaha.
Ohhh but the hostage step is the funnest one! :O