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fishsandwich · May 19, 2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

HAHAHAH I'm a pretty accomplished chef as well, at least in my own home! Tonight I'm being lazy (that & we haven't done our weekly grocery haul yet), but tomorrow is going to be sushi night! And I know you're vegan, but I have this AWESOME recipe for "tuna" sandwiches made out of mashed canned chickpeas... Kind of like a take on a hummus sandwich? It's awesome!

Eee that sounds awesome! I'm reviewing the vegan because I'm so damned hungry on it. I've always been adverse to land-meat, but fish is OK. Tuna isn't my favourite. I ate an omelette earlier and I feel AMAZING. It could just be because I hadn't eaten in like 24 hours though. What's the recipe? Is it the Isa Chandra Moscovitz one with the wheat gluten?

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

Yeeeeeeeeeah, I've learned to come to terms with that. I can never find a guy my age attractive... One time I even briefly dated this man who was 38 years my senior! Yikes, lmao.

Yikes! My parents were about that far apart . . . and my ex was twenty years older than me, but he lied about it. Said he was only 12 years older and I was the idiot who believed him. He actually had a daughter my age going to the same university and now I sometimes worry he was a paedophile or that he abused his daughter . . . ugh. Aaaaand he was actually my boss when we started going out; we were going out mostly because I was taken by surprise. What an exemplar history with men I have!

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

I never found anyone who was a mimic of my Father or anything, THANK THE UNIVERSE. I've never been beaten by a significant other but I had a really fun relationship where he would regularly threaten to kill me... Oh, being a teenager is so tumultuous!

I was chatting with my neighbour down the way earlier and she randomly, casually mentioned that she once made out with this guy when she was on a school holiday in Aruba (i.e., before she was 18) and two weeks later he was all over the news for killing eight people. Now he's in prison in Peru. ****ing weird.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

Man that really sucks! Asexuality needs to be more accepted. Even as a struggling sex addict, I think that society is so over-sexualized to a point of ridiculousness... I can't watch a decent movie without SOMEONE having to take their ****ing clothes off for fan service. Makes me retch. Whatever happend to intellectual stimulation?

To me, all the sex is just funny. I don't get why people would want to do it, so I really don't get why the suggestion of doing it would make me want to buy things/watch things/do things. In my world, ripping off all your clothes and rubbing your naughty bits on something is just incomprehensible.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

Anyway, back onto point. I actually met him on this website I was big on when I was 14. I realized I still had a profile on there & I said "well **** it. I might as well see if there is anyone interesting around these days!" And not but one day after he signed up to the site, I messaged him. We hit it off instantly. It's pretty much all downhill from there, moving to phone conversations, visiting him, & moving in with him not but 6 1/2 months after we first spoke... And here we are, well over a year later! It's weird.

Hehe, that's sweet!

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

The only site I've seen asexual as an option was a fetishy site, but I'm sure you're uninterested in that. Unless I'm wrong! Hahahaha.
Ohhh but the hostage step is the funnest one! :O

Uhmmm explain the connexion between fetish and asexual?? Totally not in to that. I want a nice guy to hug and cuddle but who will keep his tackle in his trousers.