I'm not vegan anymore, but I still don't eat a lot of meat. It just doesn't sit as well on my palate. And I just recently discovered I'm allergic to milk, so hah! But the recipe is pretty simple. You just take a can of chickpeas (or boil them yourself), either mash them up manually or put them in a food processor until they're at a nice consistency, then add mayo/miracle whip/vegan mayo made with soy, a small amount of vinager & soy for a slightly "fishier" flavour, then as much salt, pepper, & whatever you wish! I personally like to put red chili flakes on pretty much everything. Lol
We all have some hits & misses. He bought me a really pretty corset for my birthday once, though! I still have it, but I need to have the boning mended.... But I can say, I've never been with someone who ACTUALLY killed anyone. Not that I'm complaining!! Hahahaha I'd prefer not to run that risk.
LMFAO I honestly can't blame you. I'm not big on porn & when I watch it, I can't help but laugh... But I think most biological functions are either funny, weird, or downright gross. I have a hard time thinking of myself in terms of being "human". It confounds me!! We have all of this potential in our minds, yet we haven't figured out a different way of going about things yet? There aren't any shortcuts? Though, I have heard about a drug they use in sperm banks that can make a guy spontaneously ejaculate a couple minutes later. :P
Yeah, it really is. Confounds the hell out of me because I approached him with all of the problems I was aware of at the time, once I could tell things were going to get real. I basically laid it out like, "I am a nearly emotionless bipolar mess who has cheated on everyone I've ever been with. I like you & I don't want you to have the wrong idea of me. It isn't going to be easy. Are you ready for this?" Hahahaha!! My honesty serves me well, for some reason.
I WISH I KNEW WHY. That's not even relevent, but it's for some reason on there... Then again, I saw a lot of people who went on that site just to poke fun at weirdos! And the forums are really active. The only downside is the overwhelming amount of genitalia & unsolicited messages from people... XD
And I agree... She's hilarious. And thankfully forgives me for my unexplainable slip-up even while she was fully distressed. That was quite kind of her, lol!