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fishsandwich · May 19, 2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

I'm not vegan anymore, but I still don't eat a lot of meat. It just doesn't sit as well on my palate. And I just recently discovered I'm allergic to milk, so hah! But the recipe is pretty simple. You just take a can of chickpeas (or boil them yourself), either mash them up manually or put them in a food processor until they're at a nice consistency, then add mayo/miracle whip/vegan mayo made with soy, a small amount of vinager & soy for a slightly "fishier" flavour, then as much salt, pepper, & whatever you wish! I personally like to put red chili flakes on pretty much everything. Lol

Oh I HATE mayonnaise with a passion reserved only for the devil.
Sucks you're allergic to milk . . . cheese is God's gift to people.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

LMFAO I honestly can't blame you. I'm not big on porn & when I watch it, I can't help but laugh... But I think most biological functions are either funny, weird, or downright gross. I have a hard time thinking of myself in terms of being "human". It confounds me!! We have all of this potential in our minds, yet we haven't figured out a different way of going about things yet? There aren't any shortcuts?

I dunno, whenever I see an erection I just think the guy looks so proud of it. Like . . . . congrats dude, you're pointy. You can even count all the way to 1 with your crotch. Get over yourself.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

Though, I have heard about a drug they use in sperm banks that can make a guy spontaneously ejaculate a couple minutes later. :P

That's proper disgusting.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

Yeah, it really is. Confounds the hell out of me because I approached him with all of the problems I was aware of at the time, once I could tell things were going to get real. I basically laid it out like, "I am a nearly emotionless bipolar mess who has cheated on everyone I've ever been with. I like you & I don't want you to have the wrong idea of me. It isn't going to be easy. Are you ready for this?" Hahahaha!! My honesty serves me well, for some reason.

Wow! I think most boys would run away. I wonder if I should try that. "Oh by the way I'm a psychotic, stressed-out, angry ***** and we're never going to have sex. Shall we have a second date then?" Haha. I can't see that ever working in my favour.

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Originally Posted by Shayatanica

I WISH I KNEW WHY. That's not even relevent, but it's for some reason on there... Then again, I saw a lot of people who went on that site just to poke fun at weirdos! And the forums are really active. The only downside is the overwhelming amount of genitalia & unsolicited messages from people... XD

Any amount of genitalia is overwhelming.