I do too! Which is why I used ranch dressing... Until the ****ing milk thing. And I still eat cheese sometimes. But my joints cramp up & I feel like my stomach is trying to work its way out through the front of my abdomen!! Eh. Hahahaha

LMAO Idk. Having a penis might be nice on occasion. Having to pee without sitting on a vile public toilet seat would be a lot less complicated! But I can't imagine strutting about an extra appendage like that... It oftentimes reminds me of those specials you see on medical channels about the people with parasitic twins. XD

He is SEEEEEEEEEEERIOUSLY one of a kind. I don't know how he puts up with it!! But I am so grateful he does. He's not a cheating, misogynistic ingrate like everyone else I've ever been with. He's not whiny or clingy or trying to run my life for me. Sometimes I worry that he has some scary ulterior motive for tolerating me... It's usually the crazy talking, but the other half of me can still barely fathom it. I have strange luck, I guess!

Well just envision going to the store or some other crowded place. Roughly about 70% of the people you're stuck in the aisles with are anthropomorphic, walking genitals... I think I went too far with that one, but I'm feeling silly!! >_>

And dear. *hugs* We all wish we could change the past. But we just have to go with what we've got & make the best of it... You never could have known years ago that all of your experience would have lead you up to this. You can't blame yourself for your decisions from the past. And I'm sure you'll have your golden day once you're done paying off those ****ing debts & can live the way you'd love to.