I was taking an online survey this evening and found one Q/A rather amusing:
Which of the following do you experience occasionally (at least every 2-3 weeks)? Please select all that apply
Swollen stomach
Bloating
Headache
Cold
Migraine
Constipation
Wind
None of these
Wind?
Is that really the proper term for flatulence now? 
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