OK, enough already!

I can cook, clean, do laundry and mind children with the best of you (I practiced). I can also fix your car, computer or broken bookshelf. I speak in complete and generally coherent sentences, and have even seen "Funny Girl", "Pillow Talk" and "Breakfast At Tiffany's". I also LOVE football, basketball and other guy stuff. I take showers, floss my teeth and brush my hair daily. I also enjoy music, art, drama and cultural events, as well as hiking, camping, bicycling and canoeing.

Y'all must be dipping your toes in the wrong end of the gene pool...

DJ