-A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. (I love this one and I'm a pessimist)
-Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother.
-Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
-When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-A breakfast boiled egg is hard to beat.
-His photographic memory was never developed.
-When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
-Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
-Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
-Without geometry, life is pointless.
-Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination.
-A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
-A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
-Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
-Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
-When egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
-A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
-A backwards poet writes inverse.
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"Handsome is as handsome does". - proverb
"People say words can't hurt, but that's not true".
"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere". – Agnes Repplier
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