This one is rather vulgar, but a friend of mine who is a "church lady" sent it to me, if that's any excuse!

A kindergarten teacher was teaching her kids the connection between color and taste by giving them life saver candies. So, they had figured out that red ones were cherry, green ones were lime, yellow ones were lemon, and so on. Then she gave them one that was flavored "honey." They just could not figure that one out. Finally she decided to give them a clue. "It's a name your mom might call your dad," she said.

At that, one of her little girl students immediately spit the life saver out. "Oh, no," she said with horror, "it's an ***hole!"

The teacher had to leave the room.