So my prev T/pdoc announces to a roomful of people that he wants someone, a woman, to come with him on a cross-country driving trip. I say, "Do I qualify?" He doesn't really answer. The stairs to the building turn into the truck liftgate, and we go. He stops at a convenience store in a bad part of town and is gone for a long time, I finally figure out he dumped me. I go to the dentist who puts in six new upper front crowns - but when one falls out, I discover he put them IN FRONT OF my existing ones, giving me an overbite. I'm like wtf? i'm at a convention, complaining. Robert Sean Leonard (from House) is trying to tell me that's how it's supposed to be. Then I hear music, Green Eyed Lady, from Brian Auger Trinity, a fave album of mine from the 70's, but it's playing too slow.
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