hahahahahhaa. Thank you Dexter. You actually got me to smile and laugh. Just thinking about this I have a huge smile on my face. That is the whole point of trying to avoid stuff is so that I don't have to tell them that I am ill or in temporary recovery. Unfortunately it's not just temporary and that will last as long as my old lie of "I still have some money saved up". They started to catch on.

Actually maybe I could politely just tell them to cram it and see how they take it. People that are asking me about what I do don't interest me as friends if they can't get over me telling them to cram it. lol anyway.
Thanks