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Old Jun 07, 2012, 02:04 AM
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Location: New Zealand
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Hi guys!

I'm still trying to recover from my wretched cold, and I was feeling weak and slow. I didn't have anything much to discuss and I ended up talking about T's appearance.

Once again, I mentioned her cold eyes, her unreadable mouth and her non-performing hair. I went on to say that she was too thin, sexless and still. Her appearance is a long-standing disappointment! T says I don't like her to wear trousers, but that's only part of the story.

This time we added up all the clues and realised that I was basically criticising T for not being W.

My wife is a big woman with big breasts, big hair and a constant smile. And I haven't had any quality time with her for over a week because I have been so sick.

T teased me about all the ways she (T) would have to change in order to satisfy me. I'd been sleepwalking through the session but I perked up at once at this. She noticed, but missed an important point.

Yes, I like her to talk dirty to me, but even more, I enjoy her teasing me. I'm very sensitive to teasing and there aren't many people I trust enough to let my guard down. Teasing is one thing I don't get from my wife.
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