1. I have pushed all of my friends and anyone who's ever cared about me away. I barely have a social life and it's all my fault.
2. I am not attractive no matter how hard I try. My stomach is fat, my skin has turned into a wreck, I am so short that I look like a child, my hands are always dry because I wash them too much, my chin is weirdly not symmetrical, my ears are too big, my lips are too thin, the hairline on the back of my neck is weird and uneven, etc.
3. I have the plainest wardrobe and no fashion sense. I also suck at putting on makeup.
4. I am an ungrateful *****.
5. It takes me forever to do anything. I am too much of a perfectionist.
6. I have no talents. I am not artistic or athletic.
7. I am horrible at everything I try.
8. I am a terrible driver and get angry over everything on the road.
9. I have no passions besides watching television. I don't know how to enjoy life.
10. I am a pathetic piece of ****.
11. I have a bad temper, am super sensitive, and overly emotional.
12. I am too dependent on others for my happiness.

1. I am relatively smart and my grades are good.
2. I have a nice hair color.
3. I am very organized.
4. I am a pretty good writer.

And that's all I could come up with.