I think this belongs in the mental health board.

I'm always finding myself with nothing to do, nowhere to go, and nobody to go with. Today is Monday and a public holiday, and I'm on my computer starting threads on Psych Central.

I guess I want something constructive to do, but I want some ideas.

I will take requests, in other words, you get the opportunity to control me and tell me what to do today.

Begin,

Toilet.