Because you keep re-entering it. Try vacuum sealing it! Then you can just gaze admiringly at your super clean room!
[/quote]How come they always advertise loo roll with kittens and puppies? I don't want to rube either on my bum.[/quote]
Yes, but it beats the alternative. I don't want to see any realistic enactments of what it's for.
[/quote]How come the more of a man's penis you can see on the street, the more likely it is that he's gay?[/quote]
Um......what?
[/quote]Why do bottles of pop have that flower shape at the bottom? [/quote]
So you look like a pretty flower while you're drinking it!
And so on.[/quote]