How come they always advertise loo roll with kittens and puppies? I don't want to rube either on my bum.[/quote]
Yes, but it beats the alternative. I don't want to see any realistic enactments of what it's for.
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But couldn't they just say, "This is loo roll. You know what to do." On it? Why are they advertising this, anyway!?!

How come the more of a man's penis you can see on the street, the more likely it is that he's gay?[/quote]
Um......what? [/quote]

You don't notice that?! I see so much penis through men's trousers in London . . . altogether too much. The men are always gay.
Only ever saw naked penis at the occupy protests, though.