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Sorry for the language but this is sooooooooooooo funny!! ha ha ha OMGoodness!! LOL ha ha ha
3 boys were playing football in the street. 1 was called manners, 1 called $hit and 1 called f**koff. On this sunny afternoon, while the boys were playing, they didn,t notice a car speeding down the road. All of a sudden $hit got run over!! Manners ran to help $hit and told f**koff to run to the telephone box and ring for help. "OK!!" he said. As f**koff got to the phonebox he dialed 999. A lady on the other end said "how can I help you?". "I need an ambulance NOW!!, my friend has been run over by a car" Ok said the lady, now what's your name? F**koff, he said. I beg your pardon?!!!! said the lady. F**koff!! he said. Wheres your manners? said the lady. In the middle of the road picking $hit up!!!!
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