It's hard to deal with jerks, especially when they are your neighbors. Have you tried venting by throwing ice cubes against soemthing hard so they shatter? It's satisfying (a lot like breaking glass) but with no cleanup problems and doesn't hurt anybody.

I realize you are upset, but wishing someone's face be chewed off is inappropriate. I hope you will take a look at what you do with your anger, seems to me like you've got some issues.... I wish you well.