Well, I had this desire too until I saw my cold, distant t in a pair of shorts (tiny ones) in the gym....

He is kind of softly fat, and has short pink legs.

It was a real downer...like the moment when you saw Johnny Depp pushing a grocery cart loaded with cheese puffs, cheap beer and the spotted vegetables that are marked down as "manager's special." The therapy was over at that point, in retrospect.