Thanks for the ideas. I did survive my time with my mother in law. I am trying to not analyze our time together because that is what seems to get me in trouble. She too does not really criticize me, but she talks so critically about others that I have assumed she does or thinks the same of me.
Thankfully, I will probably not be seeing her for a few more months. Time to stock up on those jokes, I am sure there must be a website or something with a few.