Hello & Welcome, Underwhelmed!
Ah, a couple of classics:
- "Sorry you are going through tough times."
- "Go outside and exercise."
And my personal favorite:
- "Take these pills and fake it till you make it."
Just in case you haven't already tried...if you are in the US, have you called
2-1-1 (United Way/AIRS)? Were they of any help?
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My dog
mastered the "fetch" command. He would communicate he wanted something, and I would fetch it.