Ooh, I know another one:
Men can get in fights with each other, knock down, drag out, knock-the-wind-out-of-you, bruised, cut, loosen a tooth fights, and be best friends again half an hour later. Women don't do that. We file away every little thing that pissed us off to use as ammunition later.

Boy, this isn't going to be a very thorough survey if there's only one man giving his opinions.

Hmmm, on second thought, yes it will. You can say "It's a fact that 100% of the men surveyed agreed....."