Yep, let me go on ahead & join this club. I hate listening to other people talk about meaningless crap. But like most, I put on the face & pretend as well.
Other people my age enjoy what they call "going out," where they go to a bar & drink over priced alcohol while they sit around a table & force themselves to speak a bunch of meaningless words to each other all night til they're tipsy enough to start flirting with each other.

This baffles me to no end; I do not understand how or why people enjoy doing things like this?